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Never trust a survivor," my father used to warn me, "until you find out what he did to stay alive.
Bluebeard, Kurt Vonnegut (via too-knit-to-quit)

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[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.
Kurt Vonnegut (via morganbolender)

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thatprocrastinatingjean:

oj-pony-blood:

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muelith:

callino-fucking-way:

the best thing about being an artist

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is that i’m allowed to do this

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that is one majestic lady.

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make way

I ship it. Somebody make this happen.

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the perfect couple does exist

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bookisbook:

#well #said #vonnegut (at Angelica Kitchen)

bookisbook:

#well #said #vonnegut (at Angelica Kitchen)

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oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

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oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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jedavu:

Artist Creates ‘Decaying’ Paintings As Visual Representation Of Neglect

by Valerie Hegarty

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